The Bad Corey
I used to have a special gift for finding the biggest project in the room. The insufferable, destructive ass hat. The one that was equal parts narcissist, emotional trainwreck, unemployable, and...
View ArticleDisney Movies: Experts at Scarring Children for Life
Someone asked me if I was excited about the new Dumbo movie. I had to restrain myself from responding with one or more of the following: “I would rather replace every strip of bacon I eat with a...
View ArticleCould You Be…The Most Annoying Brain in The World?
I like to think of my brain as the most annoying brain in the world, so it is with great pleasure that I tell you that I’ve had a classified ad from 1993 stuck in said annoying brain for the past 26...
View ArticleYou’re Too Soft for That Hard Reality, Taylor: Part Two
In case you missed Part One, you can either scroll down the page, or if you are as lazy as I am and can’t even bear the scrolling for god’s sake, you can click here you useless so and so. Let me tell...
View ArticleYou’re Too Soft for That Hard Reality, Taylor: Part Three
Now that we’ve determined that you’re not Daryl, let’s talk about the lack of decent accommodations in the post-apocalyptic zombie world scenario. No restaurants, no air-conditioning, no television?...
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